Karma

Karma
Current mood: chipper

Bad shit happens. I don't like it when bad shit happens to good people. That tends to be the case most of the time.

When you're a good person and bad shit happens to you, if you wait long enough, something good will happen -- or something bad will happen if someone has wronged you. Yes, I believe in revenge and think forgiveness is a crock of shit. I'm not going to forgive you if you've wronged me. You can apologize and I'll think about it. I'm not going to seek revenge despite what you may hear. I know you'll get taken care of. Little things like getting fat and not being able to see your penis, or knowing that it's a matter of time before you cheat on her and move onto the next one; that's the stuff worth waiting for.

Karma can be even more satisfying if you see the bad shit coming and you dodge it. When the Spidey sense tingles and you listen -- even if it means slinking off and licking your wounds. It's better than sitting there and getting screwed.

I'm going to be intentionally vague about this because you have to be when you're discussing the Karma Bunny. KB knows who needs the kick in the balls. Silent pleas work better than myspace blogs. I'm also going to be vague because I'm thinking of a few folks who are getting served.

What comes around, goes around. It's that simple. Treat others as you wish to be treated. Reap what you sow. All of that stuff.

Yeah. You got served, bitches.