Yeah, we all look alike

Had an interesting encounter in the ladies' room on Tuesday.

The cleaning lady's cart was parked by the door. I was washing my hands when this little brosephine pokes her head in and asks me "Is it OK if I go to the bathroom?" I shrugged and said, "I don't care." She walks into a stall and I say "I *don't* clean." She muttered something snotty and I left.

And I was pissed.

Our cleaning lady is Korean. This stupid bitch assumed that, because I was Asian, I was in there cleaning the bathroom. Then she had the nerve to take offense at me throwing attitude at her. This is why I hate people.

I don't assume that because you tall and black that you play basketball. I don't assume that because you've got big boobs and wear short skirts that you're a stripper. I don't assume that because you shave your head that you're a Neo-Nazi. See where this is going?

Then again, maybe I need to assume more. Maybe I need to assume that since you've been convicted of a felony and you deal with personnel matters that you can't be trusted. Or I need to assume that because you drive a Hummer that you've got a tiny penis and you're compensating. I should assume that corporations don't give a fuck about their employees and are out to make tons of money.

Better yet, I should assume the brosephine works for the other project in the building and is way too dumb to work for us. And because of her stupidity, she'll be out of a job soon.

Then we'll see who's out cleaning bathrooms.