GAH!

Dear Mr. Redneck Needle-dick Bug Fucker,

You might not think there's anything wrong with leaving your piece o shit truck running while you're at the gas station and fueling. You probably couldn't read the sign that said TURN MOTOR OFF, or the one that said NO SMOKING or the one that said NO CELL PHONES. You probably don't understand the technology that makes the phone ring, let alone how airplanes don't fall out of the sky.

Let me break it down:

FIRE BAD. FIRE VERY VERY BAD.

Now take your craptastic truck (with the plate that reads 1G 44026) and stay the fuck away from GAS STATIONS IN THE CITY.

Thank you.