Viva what?

Saw a commercial Sunday night.

Six middle-aged guys in some kind of bar. They're playing instruments and pretending to sing. It's got a cheesy sorta Chili's or Appleby's sound to it. Then they get to the chorus.

Viva Vi-agra.... viva Vi-agra

Why the fuck ... ?

Saw the commercial again tonight. "Check with your doctor to make sure it's safe for you to have sex."

I think at the point that you could kill yourself having sex, you shouldn't do it. Really. Get cozy with a tube sock, or just don't do it. I mean really. For 15 seconds of ecstasy, is it worth a coronary? Hell, for some old guys, sporting a boner would probably be enough for them to pass out.

Then again, it's better not to think about old men and boners. Or a cheesy bunch of bad lip synchers butchering Elvis.

Yeah, it's time for sleep...