Another open letter

Dear Migraine,

I'm guessing you don't know how to read since you're still here. I mean really, there's a perfectly good host for you in Idaho Falls. I'll draw you a map.

Seriously, you were supposed to be gone this morning. And no, you won't entice me to take that Imitrex shit again. No way.

I would like to thank you for allowing me the time to consolidate my various bloggings into one location. I couldn't have started that project without your help. But you're an asshole. And staying around won't make me like you any more.

You're awfully resistant to the normal methods. I'm not sure what this means. In any event, take a fucking hike. I'm thinking healthy thoughts. Go find a new host.

~ J