Wednesday, June 7, 2006

Artsy Shit IV: Haiku Strikes Back

Yeah, I know I skipped a day. Sue me.

Silly Star Wars geeks
I know that A New Hope was
Not episode III

Taking artistic
License while writing
These is permitted

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Now that I've gotten that out of the way, onward to gamers!

Stinky card gamers
Please take a shower with soap
Or stay in basement

Bathing a good thing
If going out in public
Be considerate

Beached whales seem to play
Many collectible games
Geared for young children

Creepy fat man stares
Lustily at young boy
With card he needs now

"Just one more card will
"Give me the ultimate deck
"And I'll rule the world!"

Hundreds of dollars
Spent on those cardboard pieces
Instead of much soap

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There's probably more to say about these card gamers, but that would just be cruel and ... redundant. Anyone who's been around them knows what I'm talking about. And if you haven't, this should give you a good idea.

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