Saturday, May 27, 2006

More artsy shit

Yup, in the mood for more haiku. Be afeared. I'm feeling sorta silly.

Lots of pink frillies
It's Victoria's Secret
People watching good

Big bottomed woman
Holding tiny little thong
Please, please don't do it

Silly little boy
Hugs lingerie mannequin
Says he's a fireman

Forty-two dollars
That's what the price tag stated
For one little bra

Hopeful husband shops
For lingerie for his wife
Will he get lucky?

•••


Must win lottery
To shop at the Apple Store
And buy what I want

Genius Bar all full
"Please fix my computer now"
Employees frazzled

So many iPods
In all different sizes
I'll take one of each

•••


Waffle on my plate
I'll eat you despite the fact
I'm still sort of full

So much food this trip
I'm not sure I'll be able
To fit on the plane

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Yeah, that's enough pain for one night...

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